"I am Claude. I like to stare down from high places. I am a samurai warrior stuck in an apartment complex in West Oly. I want to come and go as I please. I miss my home in California. And, I do not like traveling by car. I like to roam on foot because I have soft knee-high white socks. I miss my pal Ringo. I have a little furry rat cat roommate, though -- named Paco. My mother is a workaholic. But I love her. And, I know she loves me. We enjoy butting heads. I like to smell her breath and sleep on the bed with her."
(Owner: Beth Stinson)